It’s Joke Time

One evening a dignified man with what appeared to be a seeing eye dog walked into a local indoor theater.  The manager noticed this, and watched the both of them closely.  Wondering why a blind man wanted to come to his theater?  He followed as they purchased treats for their viewing experience.  He followed as they sat down.  As he watched the two as they sat through the movie, he was amazed at the dogs’ ability to seemingly understand what he was seeing & hearing.  After the movie was over and the two were leaving the theater manager could no longer contain his curiosity.  He approached the man, introduced himself and said “sir, I am amazed at seeing your dog at this theater.  He was perfectly mannerly, he seemed to understand what he was seeing, he even laughed at all the appropriate jokes.  Sir, this is a real miracle !”  “It sure is” came the owners reply – “he hated the book”.


Submitted by:  David Pearsall


Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.  One night the 96 year old draws a bath.  She puts her foot in and pauses.  She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know I'll come up and see."  She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.  She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood."  She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."





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